Laws Sir Isaac Newton Forgot!

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.


LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.


LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to your boss that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F**K U!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

RSVP.................

MR AND THE LATE MRS GARAAM MASALA
OF
2 SHALLOT DRIVE,ONION ESTATE, MERTHI;

HAVE GREAT PLEASURE IN INVITING YOU AND YOUR FAMILY
TO GRACE THE MARRIAGE OF THEIR ONLY SON 

 DHANIA 
 TO 
 CURRIE-LEAF 

SECOND DAUGHTER OF MRS WATERCREST OF
241 BRINJAL AVENUE,GRAM DHOLL STREET,PEAS.


                         DATE: WEDNESDAY (MARKET DAY)
                         TIME: 10A.M                                 
                         VENUE: DURBAN MARKET, WARWICK AVENUE, DURBAN.

VEGETABLE VAN LEAVES BRIDEGROOMES RESIDENCE AT 9AM SHARP!

LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT THE VENUE

  MUSIC BY CHUTNEY BAND

  YOUR PRESENCE WILL BE HIGHLY APPRECIATED

  RSVP.MRS GARAAM MASALA ON 082 2.99KG

mY ePiTaph....

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tRy ThIs...iTs kEwL

1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.

2. BESIDE the NUMBERS 1 & 2,
WRITE DOWN ANY
2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?

3. BESIDE the NUMBERS 3 & 7,
WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS
OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.

4. WRITE ANYONES NAME
like (FRIENDS or FAMILY...)
next to 4, 5, & 6.

5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11

Wana kno what it means? ask me when u ready...i will blog it!

intellectual or spiritual ?

The phenomenal world is like a hotel to which we have come to experience
the consequences of our actions in the past.
The body is a room in the hotel in which we have to undergo the Karmic consequences. Our time and body should be used for carrying out the mission on which we have come. We are engaged in accumulating wealth, gold and other material possessions.
It is true that we need money to lead our life in this world. But there
should be a limit to the acquisition of these worldly objects. True
welfare and happiness cannot be achieved without observing limits in life.

Happiness results not when desires are fulfilled, but when they are
controlled.

by: Vani